A short and sweet post dedicated to girls who have got super-drunk to the point of being paralytic with booze. They are still conscious but so drunk that they are incapable of walking, talking properly or even being able to stand up. These ladies are seriously hammered.
A Cinderella Story: Does the Shoe Fit? Two paralytic-drunk girls outside the pub
These two girls had a little bit too much to drink on New Years Eve. The dark-haired girl wearing a nice shiny jacket certainly enjoyed herself. So much so that after drinking rather too much, she fell over twice as she attempted to leave after midnight. Her blonde BFF is too drunk to be much help either but she's doing all she can to prop up her plastered bestie. So both girls found themselves outside the pub, steaming drunk: trying their best not to faceplant - paralytic with booze and losing their shoes. Putting on shoes has now become a mighty and impossible challenge worthy of the Krypton Factor due to how incredibly drunk these girls are. When you're too drunk to stand, never mind put your shoes back on, you're not going anywhere.
The definition of blind drunk
This girl had a VERY boozy evening. So much so that she found herself crouched on the road in the early hours of the morning, super-drunk. She got monumentally hammered and she is completely legless. Fortunately she found herself a very patient taxi driver. Perhaps too patient. Because she took an age to finally manage to stand up, her taxi driver was lulled into a false sense of security. With his guard down, he doesn't realise that she is so blind-drunk, she clambers into the taxi driver's seat! No drunky, you aren't going anywhere either!
The drunk waltz
These two girls got extremely drunk, and are now attempting to prop each other up outside a nightclub. They are doing the classic drunken waltz as they do their level best not to fall over. Wearing heels when very drunk was probably not the best decision either. Watch out, cars!
The drunkest woman in the world
This one does exactly what it says on the tin. "Hey bro, she okay?" She is completely out to lunch- absolutely and totally wasted.
Too much to drink at the office party
It seems like Svetlana overdid it at the company booze-up. She looks like she had a good night, didn't she? When you can't stand up, you're totally shitfaced, you've lost your shoes, you have to crawl into the bathroom and you try to shut an invisible door- you know a) the Russian vodka was rather strong and b) you have got completely smashed. Thank goodness for work colleagues who are happy to assist you and won't film it to put on Youtube. Oh wait...
Two Drunk Swedish Girls
I guess when you're friends with two attractive Swedish girls, it might be fun to get them absolutely blootered and see what happens when they're totally drunk...seems like a lot of fun.